She’s Too Beautiful! You Cannot Handle Her

Posted on by Barack K'Owili

You met her and immediately concluded,
That, if beauty was a person,
Then she’s that person,
But you stopped talking to your friends,
Because she’s charming, your friends are now a big joke altogether,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!

You met her and won her heart,
“What a dime piece I’ve got,” you exclaimed,
You even rated her 10/10 phenotypically,
After that, nothing else is important to you,
You don’t want to achieve anything else in life,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!

You met her and shared your Manifesto,
She’s not second even to Helen of Troy whose beauty corrupted Paris and triggered from King Menelaus of Sparta a response of a jilted lover, resulting in the Trojan War,
You can miss your Exams, and be with her,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!

You’ve a new girlfriend,
You call her little angel,
But nowadays you don’t pick up your mum’s calls,
Cause you are lost in love,
She’s too beautiful you cannot handle her!

You found a good girl,
Even a church girl and you immediately fell for her, for church girls are presumably good girls,
But you don’t go to church anymore, cause you have a ‘church girl’, So ridiculous!
This girl is too beautiful, you cannot handle her!

You found a hotcake,
A collection of pulchritude in one piece,
But you’ve become rude to all the other girls,
You’re in love and lost,
She’s too beautiful, you cannot handle her!

You are swimming in your new catch,
And you’ve invented a new hobby,
Romance is your new hobby and career,
You’ve stopped pursuing your life’s calling,
She’s too beautiful, and you cannot handle her.

If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your friends for, she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your faith for, she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your family for, she’s too beautiful.
If you’ve found a woman worth sacrificing your career and usefulness in life for, she’s too beautiful.
You Cannot Handle Her, Leave her alone. Go find your match, she needs someone else who can remain useful and love her right.

50 thoughts on “She’s Too Beautiful! You Cannot Handle Her”

      1. This part made morning….“What a dime piece I’ve got,”
        And now other things are not sense making too bad.
        ………………………………………………………………..
        But we at times get lost in love sometimes.

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  15. I am too beautiful and they can’t handle me😅
    I finally got time to read this beautiful article that I can’t handle as well 😅

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  17. Deep and insightful. The problem is usually that people don’t take enough time with themselves during their youth. They have not found themselves, so they easily get sucked into the other person’s world.

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  20. Leave her alone. Go find your match, she needs someone else who can remain useful and love her . Barrack you don’t know how to reserve truth for a later date , I love every bit of this read

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I strive to live up to my purpose in Life: "To Write and Speak what people need to hear (Not necessarily what they want to hear). My Mantra: "What is worth doing at all is worth doing well." ML 219.4